20. After you barf, you feel better
19. You can barf whenever you want
18. When you barf, you don't have to wait in
line
17. Barf is always warm
16. You don't have to sneak barf out of the cafeteria
15. When you're barfing, a bent spoon is an advantage
14. You can lose weight barfing
13. You don't have to pay to barf
12. Barf is SUPPOSED to look like that
11. When you barf, you don't have to come back
for seconds
10. You don't have to barf everyday
9. Barfing can never cause you to eat school
food afterward
8. You can barf without a photo ID
7. Barf is organic and biodegradable
6. They don't ration barf.
5. After you barf, at least you know what you've
eaten
4. Plastic barf is funny; plastic school food
is redundant
3. You don't have to barf the same thing five
days in a row
2. A dog will eat barf
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON BARFING IS BETTER THAN
SCHOOL FOOD IS...
1. After you barf, at least there is some taste
in your mouth