A GOLFING STORY
Two guys are out one day golfing. One slices off
to the right, one hooks off to the left and they both go to retrieve their
balls. The guy on the right is hacking and hacking at the ball but just
can't lift it out of the buttercups. It has become lodged in. All of a
sudden, up from the ground comes Mother Nature and is she mad! "What the
hell are you doing to my beautiful buttercups?" she asks. "I'm just trying
to get my golf ball out of them, lady", replies thegolfer. "Well, you are
really making me mad. Just look what you've done to my buttercups. For
this I must punish you. Your punishment will be an entire year without
butter!!" The golfer starts laughing hysterically which by now has
just about wor out Mother Nature's patience. "What in the hell do you think
is so funny about no butter for a year?" she screams at him. "I'm not laughing
about that - I'm laughing about my friend over there whacking the hell
out of your pussy willows!"
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