Guide To Political Philosophy


SOCIALISM - YOU HAVE TWO COWS, YOU GIVE ONE TO YOUR NEIGHBOR.

COMMUNISM - YOU HAVE TWO COWS, THE GOVERNMENT TAKES ONE AND GIVES YOU THE MILK.

FASCISM - YOU HAVE TWO COWS, THE GOVERNMENT TAKES BOTH OF THEM AND SELLS YOU THE MILK.

NAZISM - YOU HAVE TWO COWS, THE GOVERNMENT TAKES BOTH OF THEM AND SHOOTS YOU.

CAPITALISM- YOU HAVE TWO COWS, YOU SELL ONE AND BUY A BULL.

IN ISRAEL - YOU HAVE TWO COWS, THE BANK TAKES BOTH OF THEM SHOOTS ONE,MILKS ONE,  THROWS AWAY THE MILK AND YOU SHOT YOURSELF.

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