you wanna know how fat your momma is, I slapped
her theighs and rode the waves
Your momma donates saliva to the sperm bank.
Your momma is so slutty, I saw her on the front of a wheaties box with Her legs spread, it said "the breakfast of Champions"
I had to roll you're momma in flour to find the wet spot.
I saw Your momma standing on the side of the road with knee pads on screamin' "Curb Service"
Your momma's so fat she gets up in the morning and puts on heels, By the end of the night, their flats.
Your momma's so old, when god said "let there be light" she flipped the switch.
Yo momma so fat that when she turns around people throw her a Welcome Back party
Yo momma's like a hardware store, 10 cents a nut
Yo momma is so fat, her yearbook photo was an airial shot
Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it
Yo momma so fat she's like the Bermuda Triangle; when people walk around her, they disappear.
Yo momma teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, traffic slows down
Yo Momma is so fat, she has to iron her clothes in the driveway
Yo momma's so ugly when she walks into a room rats jump on chairs
Yo momma's like a mini-mart, open 24 hours a day
Yo Momma is so fat when she goes outside with a red t-shirt, all the kids in the neighborhod yell, "hey KOOL-AID."
Yo Momma is so fat, every time she goes in Taco Bell everybody runs for the border.
Yo momma is like a Pepsi machine, stick in a quarter, get out a new generation.
Yo momma so fat she got more chins than a Chinese phone directory
Yo Momma is so fat that her blood type is Ragu.
Yo momma's underarm smells so much her Sure deodorant is confused
Yo momma is so fat, the police dog stopped her at the airport for having 10 pounds of CRACK
Yo momma is like a TV, even a three-year old can turn her on.
Yo momma is so fat she got hit by a bus she got up and said "Stop pushing!"
Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a Malcolm X t-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back.
Yo momma like a 7-11, open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a Slurpie.
Yo momma's underarm smells so much her Secret deodorant told
Yo momma's like a gun, one cock and she blows
Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo momma so nasty she made Right Guard turn left.
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop
Yo momma so stupid that she sold the car for gas money
Yo momma so ugly they didn`t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo momma so dumb she bought "Instant H20" Just add water.
Yo Momma's underarms are so hairy, it looks like she has Don King in a headlock
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let`s go bury it."