Yo Momma Jokes...

     Yo momma is like potato chips...fri to-lay!
     Yo momma is like a screen door...after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!
     Yo momma is like the Pillsbury Doughboy...everyone gets a poke!
     Yo momma is like a T.V. set...even a three year old can turn her on!
     Yo momma is like a bus...fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
     Yo momma is like a golf course...everyone GETS a hole in one!
     Yo momma is like the railway system...she gets laid all over the country!
     Yo momma is like a tomato source bottle...everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
     Yo momma is like a shotgun...one cock and she blows!
     Yo momma is like a hardware store...4 cents a screw!
     Yo momma is like Domino's pizza...Something for nothing.
     Yo momma is like a refridgerator...everyone likes to put their meat in her!
     Yo momma is like cake mix...15 servings per package!
     Yo momma is like a rifle... four cocks and she's loaded.
     Yo momma is like a bowling ball. She's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in the gutter.
     Yo momma is like a bus...Guys climb on and off her all day long.
     Yo momma is like a Toyota..."Oh what a feelin'!"
     Yo momma is like Orange Crush..."Good Vibrations!"
     Yo momma is like a bubble-gum machine...five cents a blow.
     Yo momma is like chinese food...sweet, sour and cheap!
     Yo momma is like a vaccuum cleaner...a real good suck.
     Yo momma is like a potato chip seller on 42nd street..."LAYS! LAYS!..."
     Yo momma is like castlebury stew...servings are family size.
     Yo momma is like a gumball machine...$.25 a pop!
     Yo momma is like a doorknob...everyone gets a turn!
     Yo momma is like Kentucky Fried Chicken...finger lickin' good!
     Yo momma is like CVS...open 24 hours a day!
     Yo momma is like train tracks...she gets layed all over the place.
     Yo momma is like Zellers...the lowest price is the law.
     Yo momma is like a screen door...the more I slam her, the looser she gets.
     Yo momma is like a washing machine...you put a quarter in, she'll take anyone's load.
     Yo momma is like a race car...she burns 4 rubbers a day!
     Yo momma is like a semi...she burns 18 rubbers a day!
     Yo momma is like a lottery...all you need is a dollar and a dream.
     Yo momma is like a gas station...she's open all night and you have to pay before you pump!
     Yo momma is like a taffy apple, she's got nuts, sticky, and she only costs a dollar!
     Yo momma is like Midas Mufflers, you don't pay a lot but you get a lot!
     Yo momma is like a cockpit...there's a pilot inside her all day!
     Yo momma is like a double barreled shotgun...two cocks and she's ready to blow.
     Yo momma is like a Goodyear tire...black, round, and either way there's a hole on top or bottom.
     Yo momma is like a lightswitch...every finger turns her on!
     Yo momma is like a mini mart...open 24 hours a day.
     Yo momma is like a squirrel...she's always got a nut in her mouth.
     Yo momma is like a toliet...big, white, and smells like shit.
     Yo momma is like crap...not much good for it.
     Yo momma is like school on Saturday...no class!


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