SO FAT
Yo momma so fat, she thinks a balanced meal is one ham in each hand.
Yo momma so fat, she has more rolls than a Tasty Cake truck.
Yo momma so fat, God couldn't light the earth until she moved!
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat, she sit next to EVERYONE at the movies.
Yo momma so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "we don't do livestock!"
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo momma so fat
she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
SO STUPID
Yo momma so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid, she got stuck on the escalator for 3 hours.
Yo momma so stupid, she put lipstick on her head to make up her mind.
Yo mama so stupid she looks at a can of juice for days 'cause itsays concentrate.
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo momma so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo momma so stupid
she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
SO OLD
Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!
Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma so old
her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
SO UGLY
Yo momma so ugly, she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out
Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life!
Yo momma so ugly, she looks like she's been bobbing for french fries!
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry,no professionals."
Yo momma so ugly
they had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dogs to play with
her.
Even More!
Yo momma feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo momma breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo momma teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.