Highschool (or middle) sex ed test...

1.  The clitoris is a type of flower.   True or False
2.  A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.  True or False
3.  Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.  True or False
4.  Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.  True or False
5.  A menstrual cycle has three wheels.  True or False
6.  A G-string is part of a fiddle.  True or False
7.  Semen is a term for sailors.  True or False
8.  Anus is a Latin term for yearly.  True or False
9.  Testicles are found on an Octopus.  True or False
10  Asphalt describes rectal problems.  True or False
11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.  True or False
12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish. True or False
13. Coitus is a musical instrument.  True or False
14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.  True or False
15. An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.  True or False
16. A condom is a large apartment complex.   True or False
17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.  True or False
18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.   True or False
19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.  True or False
20. An erection is when Japanese people vote.  True or False
21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.   True or False
22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass.  True or False
23. Pornography is the business of making records.  True or False
24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.  True or False
25. Douche is the French word for "twelve".    True or False
(If anyone sends me all of the right answers back i will give them a prize!!!)

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